Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Mallika Sarabhai: Amitabh, do you really know Gujarat?

Dancer and activist Mallika Sarabhai, in an open letter to superstar Amitabh Bachchan, has asked him what prompted his decision to endorse Brand Gujarat.

She begins, “My dear Bachchanji, Greetings from a Gujarati. You are indeed a fine actor. You are an intelligent man and a shrewd businessman. But should I believe in your endorsements?”

“Let’s take a brief look at what you proclaim you believe in (albeit for huge sums of money). BPL, ICICI, Parker and Luxor pens,Maruti Versa, Cadbury chocolates. Nerolac paints. Dabur, Emami, Eveready, Sahara City Homes, D’damas, Binani Cement and Reliance. And now Gujarat.”

She asks if his house is built with Binani Cement, whether he really likes Cadbury’s chocolates and Dabar’s hajmola, which pen he uses (the upmarket one or the ‘rather down’), and if he has ever been driven or been driven in a Versa outside the shoot, and finally, if is aware that the “Nerolac paint in your home (you do use it don’t you?) has lead in it that can poison you slowly as it does so many people?” She questions if those decisions were monetary.

Sarabhai also wonders what prompts his endorsements, particularly Gujarat, since there was reportedly no direct fees paid to the actor. She doubts Bachchan has been following up on the state’s progress. She writes, “So, with no monetary decision to guide you, how did you decide to say yes? Did you check on the state of the State? I doubt it, for the decision and the announcement came from one single meeting. And I somehow doubt that you have been following the news on Gujarat closely.”

“So, as a Gujarati, permit me to introduce my State to you. Everyone knows of our vibrancy, of the billions and trillions pouring into our State through the two yearly jamborees called Vibrant Gujarat. But did you know that by the government’s own admission no more than 23% of these have actually moved beyond the MOU stage? That while huge subsidies are being granted to our richest business houses, over 75000 small and medium businesses have shut down rendering one million more people jobless?”

“You know of Gujarat’s fast paced growth and the FDI pouring in, you have no doubt seen pictures of the Czars of the business world lining up to pour money to develop us. To develop whom? Did you know that our poor are getting poorer? That while the all India reduction in poverty between ’93 and 2005 is 8.5%, in Gujarat it is a mere 2.8%? That we have entire farmer families committing suicide, not just the male head of the household?”

She adds, “You have heard of how some mealy mouthed NGO types have been blocking the progress of the Narmada project, how the government has prevailed, and water is pouring down every thirsty mouth and every bit of thirsty land. But did you know that in the 49 years since it was started, and in spite of the Rs.29,000 crores spent on it, only 29% of the work is complete?”

“That the construction is so poor (lots of sand added to the you-know-which cement perhaps) that over the last 9 years there have been 308 breaches, ruining lakhs of farmers whose fields were flooded, ruining the poorest salt farmers whose salt was washed away? That whereas in 1999, 4743 of Gujarat’s villages were without drinking water, within two years that figure had gone up to 11,390 villages? (I cannot even begin to project those figures for today – but do know that the figure has gone up dramatically rather than down.)”

She adds scathingly, “With our CM, hailed as the CEO of Gujarat, we have once again achieved number one status – in indebtedness. In 2001, the State debt was Rs.14,000 crores. This was before the State became a multinational company. Today it stands at Rs.1,05,000 crores. And to service this debt we pay a whopping Rs 7,000 crores a year, 25% of our annual budget.”

“Meanwhile, our spending on education is down, no new public hospitals for the poor are being built, fishermen are going a begging as the seas turn turgid with effluents, more mothers die at birth per thousand than in the rest of India, and our general performance on the Human Development Index is nearly the first – from the bottom. One rape a day, 17 cases of violence against women, and, over the last 10 years, 8,802 suicides and 18,152 ‘accidental’ deaths of women are officially reported. You can imagine the real figures.”

Sarabhai reminds Bachchan that he said the Somnath temple and Gandhi inspired him to endorse Gujarat. But, she questions, “Somnath was built for people. Gandhiji was a man of the people. Do the people of this State matter to you? If they do, perhaps your decision will be different. I hope you will read this letter and decide.”

'Big B perfect at tennis, violin, piano'

That Amitabh Bachchan leaves his co-stars in awe is well-known but "Teen Patti" director Leena Yadav says the megastar not only spells magic in front of the camera but surprised everyone with his expertise in tennis, violin and piano as well.

"Mr.Bachchan is good in so many things. We were in awe. When we were shooting, we used to play games and we saw how perfect he is in tennis," Yadav told IANS in an interview. She said there was a scene in the film where Bachchan's character had to play violin. "I got an expert to train him and kept telling him that the expert wants to show him how to hold the violin. But Mr.Bachchan insisted on doing it during the shot. When he came to the floor, the expert was standing to show him but he took the violin, placed it rightly and started playing perfectly. He played the piano also. He surprised us in many ways," Yadav recalled.

Releasing Friday, "Teen Patti" features Bachchan as a mathematician trying to evolve a thesis on probability by relating it to the Indian card game of 'teen patti'. The film also stars Hollywood legend Ben Kingsley. Yadav, who co-scripted the movie with Shiv Subramanyam, reveals that the probability theory Bachchan tries to prove is absolutely fictitious, but insists it is applicable to card games to some extent.

"See, probability is a very interesting theory in mathematics. You can even apply it just by logic. It doesn't need an equation there. Also, when a shuffle happens, you can tell what's the probability of the card... "It can be applied, but obviously a man's mind cannot do it sitting on a table because it involves pages of calculation. So we went through the whole process and then simplified it," she said.

Yadav said the idea of making a film on the subject was lying dormant in her mind for a long time but the plot developed after she researched on the card scams in the US. "I always wanted to make a film on the mindset of today's youth where they want to be rich and successful very fast. I read a lot about card scams and did a lot of research on greed and the psychology behind that...Spoke to a lot of my friends.

"All through the process I started finding it more and more interesting. And then when Shiv Subramanyam and I started writing, the characters automatically evolved," she said. Before shooting began, Yadav did a reality check on an illegal gambling hideout to know how makeshift casinos function. "In Mumbai, gambling is illegal. So in different shady places they make temporary set-ups so that they can escape if there is a raid. While shooting I took the creative liberty of shooting it on a set, but before that I visited one functioning 'adda' to have a feel of what exactly happens there. It was quite risky," she said.

Apart from the two veterans, the film also stars R. Madhavan. And the director is also introducing four new faces - Siddharth Kher, Vaibhav Talwar, Dhruv Ganesh and Shakti Kapoor's daughter Shraddha Kapoor. Asked why she chose four newcomers, Yadav said: "Mr.Bachchan, Sir Ben Kingsley, Madhavan and the four debutant actors are the primary actors. While choosing these four actors, we were in two minds whether to take established actors or to go with fresh faces. "Finally, we decided to take these young people because they fit the age they require to play in the film. It took us 8 to 10 months to cast them. We went to different cities for audition and finally chose them."

10 Things We Hate About Us: KJo

....been getting a lot of feedback from the film industry on my columns. People are telling me they enjoy the read and really appreciate my thoughts. Flattered, obviously, I was also a little surprised.

You see, we filmi types tend to live in a bit of a bubble, and while we have no problem gazing into the make-up mirrors when the occasion arises, we very rarely look closer at the reflection staring back at us. So for the fabulous film industry and their support of my weekly social commentary, I give back to you now, what you really want to know about yourself.

Presenting, the top 10 celebrity observations that really need to change.

Flashy Fashion: Girls and boys, if you’re going to get paid to show up to events, or want to get photographed at parties, please get a stylist. You’re a celebrity and a stylist should be stuck to your left hip just as your trainer clings onto your right. Ill-fitting gowns aren’t just unflattering, but frankly will make us ill. Remember that just because you’re walking a red carpet doesn’t mean you have to wear one. Go easy on the velvet and never step out in polyester. The camera flashes may pop, but the weasel in the room will be you.

Busy B: Back to back shoots, endorsements, events, meetings, narrations. You can’t possibly be that busy, and conjuring up a fake hectic schedule doesn’t add anything to your value as a star. Taking the summer off, being work free for a while and recharging is cool to do, not to mention essential for our sanity. There’s a whole world outside of our studios. Go live in it a little more!

Critical Criticism: Whether you agree with the body of critics who govern the review and ratings of our films, you can’t negate the fact that their vote does count for a very large percentage of cinegoers. You also can’t negate the fact that they have an understanding of film, even if they may not have understood your film. Also remember that the best way to accept criticism is with a pinch of salt and a large dollop of grace, even if it breaks your heart a bit.

Bitter on Twitter: Being blasé about social networking sites is uncool and not being on social networking sites does not make you cool. Think you’re too cool for 140 characters? It takes a lot of confidence to put your thoughts out there on a public forum and it takes even more courage to be able to defend your point.

Charity rarity: Sadly, charity isn’t for everyone, but if you do give, then stand behind your cause. Don’t support a cause unless you don’t absolutely feel it, know it, and feel an urge to track it.

Tawdry Awards: Most of us have shelves adorned with awards from some organisation or the other (even the really obscure ones.) Winning feels good. Winning feels even better when you get a call a few days prior to the show to confirm your presence, because, you know, you’re going home with an award. You’re rolling your eyes as you read this, but you know I’ll see you front row at the next one. This double standard has to stop. If you don’t like the format and ‘integrity’ of our awards, then don’t show up.

Relationship Rut : I’ll never quite understand why almost everyone is in denial of his or her relationships. If you’re lucky in love, why hide it? If you’re trying to protect your career, then remember that the audience really doesn’t care. Be professional and your personal life will go on unchecked.

Public Enemy: Denying your publicist is a grave mistake. I have one and I’m proud of her. Your publicist, if you let them, will protect your trusted relationships and will help to strengthen the fragile ones. Your publicist, if you have a good one, will know every little piece of industry news and will find a way to keep you connected with what is good for you and your career. Your publicist, if you allow them, will imagine an image for you that you wouldn’t have in your wildest dreams have any confidence to create yourself. Your publicist is your fairy godmother. Your publicist is the only reason your name is known to the public. Isn’t it about time you made their names known too?

Blunderdog : Every dog has his day, but do we really have to give undue attention to the ‘underdog’? An underdog is someone who is consistent in his or her talent, and surprising in their choices, not just someone with a sad story that speaks of a lot of struggle. We’ve all struggled, in our own ways. Let’s root for everyone; it takes all breeds to make this town bite.

Political Incorrectness: I think we’ve seen that we can’t be gagged and tied and left to whimper apologies. We define our own freedom, and it begins with freedom of speech. If you didn’t like these comments, I’m sorry, but don’t read them. If you do, then thank you, you just proved you have the skin to survive this industry.

Clamour for life

Last Saturday, when four people barged on stage at Chowdaiah Memorial Hall, during a rendering of Waiting For Godot, it’s likely the audience must have for a moment considered the sudden disruption an improvisation in the script. A Beckett play is normally the equivalent of watching paint dry, but the cast comprised the likes of Benjamin Gilani, Akash Khurana and Naseeruddin Shah and they were clearly not amused.

As for the ones who caused the disruption, they claim that they had no option. All four - Anupama Raju (37), Prakash V (46), Vaibhav Nishanimath (21) and Venkatappa (78) - are residents of a complex adjoining the auditorium. They interrupted the performance to announce that the cars blocking the entrance to their residences had to be removed immediately.

“My mother is 68 and a heart patient and she suffered an asthma attack. We needed to rush her to the hospital and could not get our car out because the parked vehicles were blocking our way,” said Prakash, who went on stage to make the announcement. “Despite repeated requests to the security at the gate to announce the number of the car, they told us that we had to wait till the interval! It was almost an hour after we first contacted them that we barged on to the stage. Our intention was not to disturb the artistes but what else could we do?” asked Prakash.

Naseeruddin Shah, on stage when this happened, was of course disoriented. “My first thought was there was an emergency - a fire or something - because we had similar issues at Prithvi Theatre in Mumbai,” he said. “In hindsight, I should have kept my cool and not reacted but when you are interrupted in the middle of a performance and the adrenaline is pumping, it is hard to do that,” he added.

Shah said he empathised with their plight of not being able to take out their car during a medical emergency. “But I would have suggested that instead of wasting time with the authorities of the auditorium, they should have hired a taxi and rushed her to the hospital, because that was the priority,” he said.

“Even during Bangalore Habba, during Amjad Ali Khan’s performance, I had to go and create a ruckus because a car was parked right in front of my house,” said NG Suresh, Vaibhav’s father.

Venkatappa who has served as the special officer to both HD Deve Gowda and his son H D Kumaraswamy during their tenure as chief ministers, said that the traffic police needs to step in and regulate traffic flow during performances. “Only when there are VIP guests do they come in for protection,” he said.

Kareena Kapoor is strongly recommending Soha Ali Khan’s boyfriend

Kareena thinks of Saif Ali Khan’s family as her own. Apparently, she has great regard for Saif’s sister Soha Ali Khan and her beau Kunal Khemu. A case in point is Kareena strongly recommending Kunal to Golmaal 3 director Rohit Shetty. She convinced Shetty to include him as an integral part of the Golmaal series.'

Recently, Kareena told Shetty that Kunal would be an asset in his forthcoming film, which she stars in as well. Says a source, “Recently Saif, Kareena, Soha and Kunal met for dinner. Kareena and Kunal had an intense conversation about his movies and forthcoming projects. She thinks he is a very talented actor and is just making the wrong choices with his movies. She mentioned the same to him and discussed Golmaal 3 with him.”

It’s a thoughtful gesture on Kareena’s part to help out Soha’s boyfriend. The source continues, “Golmaal director Rohit was hunting for the star cast and Kareena was aware of that. We hear she had a word with Rohit, who was convinced by Kareena’s reasoning. The director immediately decided that Kunal should be sharing the screen space with Kareena, Ajay Devgan Tusshar Kapoor, Shreyas Talpade, Arshad Warsi and Mithun Chakraborty. This is a good break for Kunal and will put him in another league.”

Kareena and Kunal both remained unavailable for comment. However, director Rohit Shetty denied the story.

Monday, February 22, 2010

It's hard to please Saif

Saif Ali Khan is a tough customer. One hears he has rejected at least a dozen scripts between the release of Love Aaj Kal and now. And after all this deliberation, the Nawab has signed Kunal Kohli’s next.

Everyone around Junior Nawab is heaving a sigh of relief. Says a senior actor who is asssociated with Saifu, but is staying anonymous on the quote because he knows Saif doesn’t like advice, “Saif is in the best phase of his career. He turns 40 this year and is in big league after Love Aaj Kal. He should be doing the maximum number of movies between 40-45 because it is an interesting age for an actor to be.

However Saif is so choosy, he has only green-lighted Race-2 and Agent Vinod. We are relieved that he has actually agreed to do a film.” Saif hope you’re reading this and will quickly sign on at least a couple of more films. Karan Johar, Imtiaz Ali, Vishal Bharadwaj and Farhan Akhtar will all be relieved.

When Gandhi met God

Amitabh Bachchan is often referred to as the God of Indian cinema by ardent admirers. However, what happened when Teen Patti was being conceived is worthy of a mention.


When Sir Ben Kingsley was approached for a role in Ambika Hinduja’s Teen Patti, he exclaimed to the agent who was liaising that now, he was looking forward to not only meeting God, but also working with God. The world-renowned actor sure does have an incredible sense of humour. It goes without saying that he was also very well researched about his co-actor in the film, Amitabh Bachchan, had essayed the role of God (with Salman Khan in God Tussi Great Ho) not too long ago. For the Big B, Sir Ben Kingsley said it in jest and it was indeed humbling for him to know that he is so aware of his work and the films he has been a part of.

Marathis angry with Khans: KRK

Notorious Bigg Boss Season 3 participant Kamaal R Khan alleges he was abused by Marathi immigration officials at the Mumbai airport, as the ire against Khans has increased with SRK refusing to apologise for having backed Pakistani players.


He didn’t know he was a Deshdrohi till he landed at the Mumbai airport on Sunday night. Actor-writer-producer Kamaal R Khan alleges that the immigration officials at the airport, “ninety nine per cent of whom are Marathis”, abused and even manhandled him before setting him free at 4.30 on Monday morning.


As the story goes, Kamaal, who was returning from Dubai, was asked by the immigration officials why his passport mentions a UP address. Having clarified that he’s from that state and the passport also having being issued from there, the officials advised him to either access the Delhi or the UP airport. “First, I was told I have written Hullas instead of Phullas, where I belong. When I volunteered to fill up another form with the correct name, I was questioned on the pincode, which I didn’t know. I was honest enough to admit my ignorance as I haven’t been to my village for the past 20 years. But I was told it’s better if I go back to UP as I’m not from Maharashtra.”


Meanwhile, alleges Kamaal, two-three other officials gathered around him and even roughed him up for having made Deshdrohi, which had garnered some publicity in the wake of the 2008 attacks on North Indians in Maharashtra which had coincided with the film’s release. “Issko do thappad marke jail mein daal aur drugs ka case daal de,” one of them had said. So, how did he wriggle his way out? “Maine bola aap yeh kar sakte hain, toh karke dikhaiye. I was shoved and provoked. But I kept my cool. It was only after the intervention by senior officials that I was set free,” he relives the experience.


And much like Bollywood Badshah SRK being detained for two hours at the Newark airport in August 2009, for what was thought, his surname, Khan, this incident too smacks of the same — racial profiling. To this, Kamaal says, “I think the Marathis are angry with all the Khans since SRK refused to apologise for his comments backing Pakistani cricketers after the IPL auction in January.”


But wasn’t it obvious to have registered a police complaint, the dearth of which is bound to leave enough room for the incident being stamped a publicity stunt? To this Kamaal says apologetically, “I came home and after catching a few hours’ sleep, called up my lawyer. The first thing he asked me was the names of the miscreants, which I didn’t have on me. It’s a huge mistake on my part. But my lawyer will soon be shooting off a letter to Home Minister Praful Patel and CM Ashok Chavan. Hope people understand this isn’t a gimmick after all,” he signs off.

Hrithik, Barbara fix date at Taj

For lovers, the ultimate ode is the Taj Mahal. The Barbara Mori and Hrithik Roshan romance has been written about, but so far it has done nothing but create trouble for the Kites co-stars. Mumbai Mirror gazed into the crystal ball and saw Barbara and Hrithik at the monument of love in Agra in March. The prophecy also says that they obviously will be seen together, very much in love. And the intimate moment, unfortunately, shall find its way into the press. It might confirm the now on-off romance but nevertheless it has tremendous potential to work in the film’s favour, if the makers are smart about it. Of course, the film’s publicity is slated to begin only a few weeks prior to the film’s release on May 21. But no one grudges two people in love a quiet moment in the moonlit shadow of the Taj Mahal. However, Rakesh Roshan, the director of Kites, says, “It’s not true. Barbara will be in India only around May 8.”

Shilpa be quiet

Shilpa Shetty is on her cricket team promotion tours. She addressed a press conference in Ahmedabad, the land of Narendra Modi recently. And, she reportedly got carried away with her feelings for Shah Rukh Khan and his recent controversies. Heard she was about to express her true feelings defending SRK, when someone nudged her quietly and told her to keep her Khan feelings to herself. In Gujarat, Aamir Khan and SRK have many detractors. So those voicing their opinion on these Bollywood hotties, should examine the options of having their team targeted. Or their screens torn.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Raju and Chopra off to US...

Here is some gupshup coming all the way from the US of A. We heard that the ‘idiot’ team, Vidhu Vinod Chopra and Rajkumar Hirani are currently in America, and they haven’t really gone all the way to celebrate the sweeping success of 3 Idiots.

In fact, if our sources are to be believed, this super team has already started work on their next big idea. Well, there’s more to it. Rumours are rife that Chopra and Hirani had a hush-hush meeting with Ranbir Kapoor, who is shooting for Anjaana Anjaani in sparts of the east coast, and all the way in sin-city, Las Vegas. We don’t know much about the agenda of their meet with Ranbir (for what film and for which part), but if there is any other truth to this... here is another ‘idiot’ in the making. And this could turn out to be quite a rocker, wotsay? Munnabhai part four, anyone?

Nirmal Pandey of 'Bandit Queen' fame dead

Nirmal Pandey, known for his role of Vikram Mallah in "Bandit Queen", died Thursday morning following a massive heart attack. He was 48. He is survived by his wife Archana Pandey.

Nirmal's "Lahore" is releasing Friday and director Sanjay Puran Singh Chauhan says he was shocked to hear the news.

"I just got to know from Sushant Singh that he is no more and I'm rushing to the hospital... I had a word with him two days ago and he was supposed to come tomorrow (Friday) to shoot the making of 'Lahore' alongside Sushant, Saurabh Shukla and Mukesh Rishi," Chauhan told IANS over phone.

"He plays a soft-hearted Pakistani Anwar Sheikh in the movie. He has a very meaty and powerful role in the movie. But unfortunately, I will not be able to show him the film," he added.

A National School of Drama alumnus, Nirmal began his career with theatre. He was associated with London-based theatre group, Tara, and did plays like "Heer Ranjha", and "Antigone". In his career he acted in around 125 plays.

After doing bit roles in movies, he got his big break in Shekhar Kapur's acclaimed film "Bandit Queen" (1996) and in the same year he featured in Amol Palekar's "Daayra" and Sudhir Mishra's "Is Raat Ki Subah Nahi". In 1998, he did "Train To Pakistan" and next year featured in "Hum Tum Pe Marte Hain".

He also acted in several television serials including "Hatim" and "Princess Dollie Aur Uska Magic Bag".

Farah gets strict with Akshay

Farah Khan is putting her best foot forward (literally) to ensure that the new version of the song Apni to jaise taise from Prakash Mehra’s Lawaaris in her brother Sajid Khan’s Houseful is high in spirit and style, just like the original.

Farah played a tough taskmaster while choreographing the song on Tuesday afternoon with Akshay Kumar, Arjun Rampal, Ritesh Deshmukh and Jacqueline Fernandez at Filmistan studio, Goregaon.

As soon as Farah said, ‘Action’, a group comprising mostly of foreigners dressed in skimpy outfits started dancing. Barely 10 seconds later, Farah ordered, “Cut. Why are the guys not dancing with vigour? Toss your hair and let it go. I want everyone jumping up and down.”

Take 2. 10 seconds later, she again thundered, “Cut again.” A girl in a violet dress who was struggling to get her steps right was taken off the frame and a male dancer who had worn a sweater was told that he is ‘not happening’.

Take 3. “Hold it,” she hollered a little later. “Akshay, Arjun and Ritesh, you guys are supposed to look drunk. So please, can I have you looking and feeling cooler please? Or else I will call Sajid Khan.” The three actors couldn’t hide their grins after which they got the steps right.

While the film’s actresses Deepika Padukone and Lara Dutta were at the studio too, a source from the sets revealed, “They are in this song for only one shot.”

As we left, Farah said, “I intend to complete shooting this song in three days.”

That explains her hurried orders.

Rekha to catwalk for Patola in city

AHMEDABAD: The Patola weave never made it so big. This Sunday, Bollywood diva Rekha will walk the ramp in a Patola saree at a fashion show in the city on Sunday.

Gujarat's legendary double ikat Patola weave from Patan will have a new brand ambassador in the Bollywood diva. The golden jubilee year of Gujarat's foundation promises to be star-studded with superstar Amitabh Bachchan becoming the state's brand ambassador and Lata Mangeshkar ready to sing 'Jai Jai Garvi Gujarat', the state song.

Rekha would do the catwalk in the inaugural function of the Vibrant Fashion Week 2010, a three-day event beginning Sunday at the Courtyard Marriott.

The only surviving family of Patola weavers in Patan, the Salvis, have three designs to offer Rekha. Hetal Salvi says, "The designs chosen are one in navratan (nine shades), a red and white saree." Salvi says it's the first time a star will showcase Patola on the ramp.

"Rekha has confirmed participation. We requested her to be with us as only she could do justice to the rich textile heritage, especially when we are looking at reaching out to the global market," said Manish Sharma, managing director of the fashion week.

The Patola weave was recently proposed to be included in UNESCO's list of 'Intangible Cultural Heritage'. Actor Sharman Joshi of '3 Idiots' fame, pop star Sophie Chaudhry and supermodel Alicia Raut too will join Rekha on the ramp. Salwar suits, gowns and other patterns in Patola too will be on display.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010